Why is it so hard to get MULCH?!

Evan Enbom • February 17, 2019

Asking an Arborist for mulch...sometimes you'd be more successful procuring your own through alchemy. Let's go straight to the source and ask this otherwise friendly man-of-the-trees straight up - why is it so hard to get mulch delivered???

What a nice looking man. Anyway... We get asked for mulch ALL-THE-TIME. We also make heaps (literally) of it every day. Chipping branches is a really efficient way for us to compress and transport tree debris from our pruning and removal work. It just so happens to be a really excellent product for your garden! (but if you're in the market for mulch, you already knew that)

So where DOES all our mulch go?

  • A lot of customers keep the mulch for their own use
  • We get left with random small loads too small to sell that we keep
  • Some loads may get contaminated with weeds which we also keep (hey, we're not picky)
  • Finally, a very small amount is available for sale - sometimes a lot in one place all at once

We sell 5 metre loads of mulch for $100 - the mulch itself has no value, the cost is simply the time taken to leave the jobsite and deliver it. Thus, we need to sell mulch really close to the point of origin. 95% of our work is private residential, with most jobs centred in Korumbura, Inverloch, Wonthaggi and Leongatha - leaving an even smaller supply in the outlying towns. If you live out of town you'd be better contacting one of the powerline contractors as they're often looking for dump spots close to the powerlines.

In conclusion - it's not you, it's me. We're sorry it has to be this way. If you'd like to go on the list please send us an email If you want to improve your chances (including emergency drops which may be FREE), have a location accessible to us at all times, be friendly to us busy tree-folk and help support our small business by sharing this post!

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